has morrissey stopped crying yet


your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

August 1 | 8:43 | 260594♥ | hate


my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

August 1 | 8:11 | 786♥ | galaxygod | unclejager

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August 1 | 4:03 | 5803♥ | rawmxn | xathrid


Imagine having a daughter.

Imagine the first positive pregnancy test, a CVS-brand in your office bathroom because you’re probably just paranoid and it’s probably nothing, and seeing the plus sign. Calling the doctor, making the real appointment. You’re eight weeks along.

Imagine months of watching your skin stretching. Sonograms. Sharing your food, your blood, your oxygen with another person sitting in your midsection and not paying rent. Feeling the first kick. Puking on your morning commute. Sitting down for a night of TV and watching a tiny elbow press out against your skin. Getting used to it, kind of. Thinking of names.

Imagine childbirth. Imagine a pair of human shoulders passing through your junk and imagine pooping on a table in front of a room full of people while you cry, but none of it mattering because here is this person you’ve been dying to meet. To touch. To see blink back.

Then imagine your daughter growing up to actively participate in the Instagram romance tag.

What a fart into infinity. What a pube tumbleweed on a bathroom floor.

August 1 | 3:47 | 5294♥ | christinefriar

    at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy


when i get a new tube of lipstick 


I have to chill out. remember when I said no more alcohol I just drank half a bottle of wine so like I’m fake as hell but I look good af so what’s really good

August 1 | 3:30 | 14♥ | illumahottie
Title: Shake, Shake Senora
Artist: Beetlejuice
Played: 30997 times


Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora)

"My girl’s name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother!
She’s a hurricane in all kinds of weather!”

August 1 | 3:26 | 5563♥ | sparklebae | jose868


mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy

August 1 | 3:24 | 43741♥ | pearlykeys